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DOTK Jokes!?!

How rude of you to ask


How many DOTK’s does it take to change a flat?

DOTK’s don’t have flats, they have curves!



DOTK’s don’t have hot flashes:

They have power surges!!!



Seriously. What do you call a golden-haired DOTK with brown roots?

Born-again blond!



If several birds are a flock, six quail are a covey and lots of cows are a herd, what would you call three or more DOTK’s gathered in one place?

A force to contend with and a wonder to behold!